How To Be Succesful in School

Ok, i know some people would be laughing seeing this post, but trust me, it works! After 12 years in school, i know there's a way for you to be succesful in school. Sorry for posting this so late, but i hope it will help even a bitlah. NOTE: Success here doesnt means get flying colours, but more to how to stay away from problems, and so on. Hehehe.

In School

#1: Be Friendly
Be friendly to everybody! Even to the teachers, toilet cleaner, and the GUARDS!! In that way, you will get their respect. (and able to escape if you come late to school).

#2: Just Do It
If the teachers asks you help them, carry stuffs. Do it. Don't hassitate. It will give them wrong impression, and thus there goes your chance of being the gold child (anak emas).

#3: Know Your Escape Route
Just in the case if you ever come late to school, know any potential ways to get into school. Say if you came to school at 8:10 a.m, and the assembly have finish, what would you do? Easy! Hide your beg in some longkang, NOTE: not just any longkang, but those which are dry as the desert ones. You dont one your books get wet, right? The with a selamba face, go inside school, but if will be best if you go through the "lubang lubang" way.

#4: Time is Pain
The more late you come to school, the more the risk of you getting "present". So come earlylah, duh.

#5: Dress Appropriate
Some people tends to have, funky hairstyle, dirty shirt, no name tag and so on. Only way to escape from all this is to, kau tim with the teachers. Be their friends. Especially discipline teachers. In class you can do just about anything, not outside of class though. Sometimes there's double standards. First class students gets the privillege to "escape", and the middle class students will "kena". Oh, and be friends with prefects too, ask them when's the next spotcheck.

In Class

#6: Be Polite
Not only to the teachers, but classmates as well. Who knows, if you going to need their help soon? Not forgeting the part when you going to be group with some of the nerds/sleepyheads/gangsters/cute cute ones/the morons to do assignments with them, right?

#7: Be Like A Girl
Do you work like a girllah. When it comes to assignments, most guys tend to their work like... a guys. Which is totally phailed. I've done my works like how girls do, you know highlighting here there, using colourful pens, drawing here and there, and the result is marvellous. You may lough at me, but you have'nt seen yet my classmates reaction. Go Girls!

#8: Homeworks
I know, i know homeworks can be quite hassling. But trust me, if you do it, you not only improving yourself in that paricular subject. Just do it, even if it's all wrong. It also gains respect from teachers.

#9: Sleepyhead?
Some people do sleep during school time, if you that kind of person, then read on. It's best to have a good friend in class at that time. After school, you can call the person and ask what homework been given, and so on. Ask in details. Oh yah!, this friend if its best, not to be a guy, let it be a girl. You knowlah how irresponsible guys can be. GUYS! Then belanjalah the friend once in a while, take her out ke, movie ke. Ape ape jelah. Got extra money, go tuiton. At least you awake at night, right? Mostly those who sleep in class are those brilliant ones, like my friend Beans.

#10: There's Time For Everything
Don't make noise during the teacher is teaching. Give them respect. You can make noise if the class kinda kinda boring and the teacher is not there and so on. But jaga jaga abitlah, nanti kena tangkap macam mana?

Well, i hope this summary of mine will help during your times at school. Do leave any comment if it works, hehehe. School might be boring, but if you're good enough, you can make it happening.

Me-lvin