Some Fun Stuffs

This is gonna bring some good laughs. Read on.. and if you think u're crazy enough, why not try some of them the next time you go ordering through McDonald's drive-thru

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.

3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.

4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.

5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels.

6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in.

7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.

8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.

9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.

10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.

11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"

12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?"

13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.

14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.

15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.

16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.

17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.

18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.

19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.

20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW)

PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW)

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse.

For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine.

The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to The robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.

This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it is seldom used because people don't know it exists.

Me-lvin^_~

i need a mp3 player,seriously...

Me-lvin

Virtual Christmas Tree

Thanks to Nelson Lye 4 sharin wit me dis address, Virtual Christmas Tree

Its like a virtual christmas tree,where u juz can build a simple tree,n people wil send u a christmas messages o greetings,n den u wil get 1 christmas light on ur tree,yeah kinda boring i noe,but hey if it would bring d christmas spirit in u,n oso make u closer wit ur frens,y not juz try it out,u dont lose anythin xcep 4 ur time,hahaha...

Me-lvin^_~

wouldnt it wil b great if v could parodies bout our government... i always wanted 2 do dat :P

Me-lvin^_~

Come Support ur local english music scene...ya i noe,im like d person who hates d local music scene,but i found out some pretty good bands over here,if u would like 2 listen 2 some cool n new bands,not like d ol tasteless 1s,mayb 2 find some new musical instrumens,2 ask people bout music lessons,o 2 debate weter d scene is still alive o dead,u r welcome here,EVERYBODY is welcome over here at Kertok... ;)

Now i noe...

I still remember las time during my skool time,wen me n those girls always talked bout ourself,i remembered somethin wic is quite funi bout myself..

WAIT!b4 u guyz think wrongly,let me explaine,i always tok 2 those girls in my class,coz there onli 4 guyz in our class,2 wic me n 1 more fren was tokin wit those girls,n d oter 2 was sleepin...

Ok,bak 2 d topic,wen v were tokin,suddenly 1 of those girls asked me,"Melvin,kenapa hah ko takde awek sampai sekarang?",they were askin dis coz,at dat time,i called my MUET teacher 2 come 2 my church 4 an event,n she said in front of d whole class,"Melvin wans me 2 come 2 his church bcoz he wans 2 show me his girlfren"...i was like hey where did u heard dat frm,since wen i got a girlfren,konfirm some1 was tryin 2 "frame" me,hahaha...

Anyway,i say 2 my frens "manalah aku tahu,rezeki takde kot",den a differen girl said "aku cakap sesuatu,awak jangan marah tau!,saya tengok kan awak ni jual mahallah"... I was laughin out loud,till my class people was starin at me...

HOW HILLARIOUS it was...wahahaha :P

So i asked them "macammana awak tau",den they said,"ko tengoklah kelas ni ade banyak perempuan,awek pikatlah mereka,tengoklah yg depan tu,yg sana tu"... So i saidlah,"tak berminat",den they said "tengok jual mahallah tu"..

4 those of u who dunno wat does d term "jual mahal" means,it means sell xpensive,kah kah n kah...it means...somethinlah,i dunno how 2 xplain it,ask ur frenslah,i shylah...


So there it goes,4 those of u who dunno y till 2day i dun hav a girlfren,i jual mahal,i sell bout rm 100,000,000 k,so buy me...hahaha

Me-lvin^_~

P.S.Juz coz i jual mahal,doesnt means im not searchin alrite.. :)

Aggraesive???

Some of my aunty says im kinda aggraesive nowdays,i started 2 wonder n think,n i think wat they say its correct...

I think i started 2 "bcome" aggrasive after my mothers death,u noe,being wit 2 males(my dad n bro) is not an easy thing,sometimes my dad wont listen anything,thinks he's correct all d time,n dats y i started 2 bcome aggrasive...

Hmm~...i din noe dat my mum's death would bring dis BIG impact on me,somethin like a silent impact,where it works in silence,n i din noe it has gotten so worse...

So many "damages" had been done,now dat i noe d cause of it,wat should i do nex,get an "addopted mother"??

To all dat bcome d victim of my aggraesiveness,i would like 2 say im sori 4 bcomin aggreasive,sometimes i dunno bout it,bcoz wen u r mad,u wont think...

Me-lvin

Trip To Batu Gajah..

Las Saturday i wen 2 Batu Gajah bcoz its been 1 yer my mum's death anniversary,so as d family members,v hav 2 go therelah...

Initially i 1ted 2 drive over there,coz it wil b easier 4 us 2 travel around,n i can choose my own sweet time on wat time i should go n leave,but since my car is in d workshop,therefore ill hav 2 take d buslah..

It was Saturday mornin,n v waited 4 d bus 2 comelah,den d bus came n v got up n bla blah n blah..1 thing i always dun like travellin in bus is,i NEED music,n dis is d stuff wic i dun get everytime i go inside bus,lucky 4 me,i hav my hanfon wit me,my hanfon has dis radio function,luckly i bought it :P

D journey wasnt tiringlah,its juz sometimes wen in d bus time,i cant use d radio bcoz its "buzzing" a lotlah,yalah bcoz frequency its not dat good u c,dats y i prefer car,where i can chose my own songs... I came there bout 2pm,wen straight 2 my aunty's house,n put our bags n juz sit at d chairs,den suddenly my uncle came n asked us 2 follo him 2 his new house,wic is like 1 km onli,so v walked there,he doesnt hav a car,onli a bike...

V wen there n talked a lotlah,bout how life is goin on n so onlah,later i told my father i 1 2 go n c d graveyard arealah,so v took a taxi n go 2 those small shops in Batu Gajah,n bought some flowers n candles n some indian stuff(??)...

Den v wen 2 d church graveyard,n walked 2 my mum's graveyard,My mum's graveyard is actually very near wit d graveyard entrance,so considered luckly 4 us,no need 2 walk far inside..

Wen there,n was asked 2 pray,my question is pray 2 who??

My dad was prayin n suddenly broke off,he started 2 cry,n i juz expected dat 2 come,but i juz stood there,there wasnt anythin i can do,so i placed all d candles creatively,like a cross on top of d huge pile of sand...

Wen bak n ate at my aunty's house...n stayed there of course..

D nex day i wen 2 d church,wic is a catholic church,wic maked me feel uneasy n guilty i guess...Anyway after dat wen straight 2 d graveyard bak,wen there n saw some morons actually stole d candles wic i arrange wic made me 2 rage man,i was so mad like a madman... How come u simply can steal oter people's things u cheap-moron-no mercy...

So i hav 2 do d whole thing again,n dis time i noe 4 sure dat it wil b gone againlah,4 sure...so i arrange those candles bak again,i hook up 1 piece of flower at d cross..

Later my uncle needs 2 send my aunty n some oter relatives bak 2 their house,n me n my dad was onli at dat place,juz some few meters away,there is dis 2 new graveholes is being dug up,bcoz there was 2 death happened las nite(saturday)...

So i took d time 2 go n visit,my uncles(2) graves + my grandfathers 1...juz look at it n go frm there,later v wen bak n had our lunch n after dat v wen bak home...

Me-lvin:(

P.S.If u think dis story is short,its bcoz dat nothin muc happens in dis 2 days actually,yea onli dis events onlilah..

i dun pay up rm88 2 TMNut-
~so dat i cant download
~i cant surf website comfortably
~cant use MSN LiveMe-lvin

Ponder

Saw dis on a fren,David Tan's MSN,how true it is...WELL,SOMEPEOPLE dun get it till 2day...



P.S.If u cant look at d image,click d image...

Me-lvin

Stress,man...

Time is running n running,n im still stayin home,dunno where should i go nex,college,form 6 o work...

4 some people,its so ez 4 them 2 make decision,n wherelse 4 me,i...dunno

Las week,met up wit a family fren,he was SHOCKED dat i made a decision 2 quit Form 6,he said i shouldnt do dat,bcoz Form 6 got a BETTER chance 4 me 2 get place in local Universities...He oso said i got potential,2 go thru Form 6 wit an ease(sure..boh,i dunno oso)...

I noe some people out there,yes out there,juz nearby me,juz HATE 2 watch me 2 go anyway,some of them in my class,n some of them in my...(ill leave dat 4 yll 2 guess),but not my home,my dad said 2 me 2 continue Form 6,but he oso told me if i go college,i shouldnt turn bak, as 4 my bro,he din say anythin...

Some of my class people tol me 2 go ahead... they said i should juz go 4 it,o juz do it,somethin like Nike's slogan...

At times like dis,i dunno who can i ask 4 help,God???
Come 2 think of it,im not reli askin him 4 answers,im sure He noes bout it,but He STILL wans me 2 tell it 2 Him by myself...

Up 2 2day,juz bout 2 of my church frens who goes 2 University onli talked 2 me bout it,so i oso dun hav any rough idea bout it,n mos of those who r readin dis,is frm secondary skool onli...

28.12.2006-is d date 4 me 2 REGISTER!!!

Me-lvin

Hope i can do somethin bout it...

Belaian Jiwa

Cinta Mati

Hamlet

Gay

oklah,since a dude told me guyz holdin hand is gayz,(wic is total non-sence),let me share somethin wic a dude,wic some of yll would noe,wrote 2 me in MSN,n dis is non-other den our fren JL...

JL.. just sent you a Nudge!

JL.. says:
haiyah..no time to play with u lar..

JL.. says:
ciao 1st k..,

JL.. says:
.

JL.. says:
dun be so angry lar..

JL.. says:
forgive me if tersilap kata or terkasar
JL.. says:
k..

JL.. says:
..
JL.. says:
love ya

JL.. just sent you a Nudge!

Me-lvin

P.S.BLUEK!!!(vomit out,my dinner)

Sore Losers

Dis is d type of people wic always gets u mad,REAL mad... take 4 dis 2 clowns 4 xample,1 is d person who always ACTS good,PRETENDS as if she is somekinda good listenin ears o somethin,but den d person who nvr trust me...Being a bzbodi,she was bzbodi of y i callin some group of people,so she asked me,den alter i told her im goin 2 dis place blah blah blah,n she is so perasaan told me,u din ajak me,oklah i ajak her,but on dat day itself,she told me she not comin,yalah,she felt mayb disgraced goin out wit me 2 ACTS Church Concert,mayb she wil b "COMFORTABLE" wit her frens,she scaredlah i might "do" somethin 2 her,wat a sore loser...

After she fights wit me,2day somehow,she begs me 2 4giv her,yeah she did beg,im trully suprise y would she 1s 2 beg,since she got oter male frens...so i dun 1 2 4giv her,coz i hate her,of who she is,n den she said if i din 4giv herits my problem,hahhaa...funi,it wasnt my problem,it was her's,since she is d 1 who begs at me...

2nd Sore Loser is a guy,dis clown is non-oter den... nolah i guess i wont tell his name here,after tokin so muc,wen i told bout his attitude,dat clown actually,said i was wrong wen i told bout his attitude,n dat fella keep onlah firing me n so on,n lasly i can remember is he said "who r u 2 me",whow harsh words,4 a baby boy...Suprisingly,1 day,during las week,i met up wit dat fool,but i juz care of him,n he was staring at me like some kinda alien,n wen v wen 2 a nearby restaurant after church time,he wans 2 belah,he came 2 me while i was eatin,n pat at me...

Now i dunno wats his motive of doin so... People like dis tok so muc bout u,but later wil end up doin all sort of stuffs 2 attract u bak,dats y i name them all sore losers...

Me-lvin

P.S.Both of dis people worse den Michael Jackson...

Song Lyrics!!! :P

Its been long time since i posted up song lyrics,mostly in my old blog,so heres a song which ive been hearing at radio lately,enjoy it...

Me-lvin:P

I wonder if my classmates would sing dis song 2 me if i manage 2 get outta frm skool :P

Vanessa Hudgens-Come Back To Me

Y'all need to get ready to hear,
the unbelieveable, indescribable
Vanessa Hudgens
Baby V

Everyday I try to play another game
But my heart can't take it
I try to find another boy
But all the while I can't face
Why do I miss you so much?

I wanna stop to turn inside
oh baby please
give us one more try

See you out with all your friends
Laughing it up as you pretend
to have a good time,
I know cause I'm living the same life
I'm about to got to say
we can't keep living this same way
so I'll be the one
yeah I'll say it I'll say it I'll say it I'll say it again

Baby come back to me
in my heart I still believe
we were meant to be
together so whatever it takes
Baby come back to me
I should've never set you free
love maybe
come back

I wanna call, but then I stall
cause after all, I just couldn't take it
cause if your play was to push me away
you know the day, my heart you'd break it

I know we made a mistake
it's just like your foolish pride
Come back to me

Let us try, let us try, let us try

Baby come back to me
in my heart I still believe
we were meant to be
together so whatever it takes

Baby come back to me
I should've never set you free
love maybe
come back

You know you miss your Baby V
And I can see that you think about me
so why do you act like you don't care
like all this love between us isn't there
I know that you're upset
I know I did you wrong
I know that you want me to pay for all the pain i've caused
but in the end it all comes down to just one thing
it's you and me

so I sing

Baby come back to me
in my heart I still believe
we were meant to be
together so whatever it takes

Baby come back to me
I should've never set you free
love maybe
come back

2day i wen 2 Section 20,Shah Alam 2 buy breakfast at a nasi lemak stor nearby...

Basiclly its d same traditional n typical Malay nasi lemak "street" stall,n somehow i dunno wats wit all lining up thing goin on,dis wasnt my 1st time there,so i noe everybody has 2 line up there...Watlah in normal stall where got any1 line up,but dat wasnt d issue there...

So i lined up,n den wen it came my turn,dat mak cik din asked me wat i 1,she asked d Malay dude behind me,n i was like"Hey mak cik,im herelah,its my turn,wat",i dunno how d mak cik so dumb bodoh,din realised i was lining up,n wen it came my turn she din ask me...

Den after bungkus 4 dat dude edi,she asked me,"u ada beratur,tak???",WOW!!! how rude she was,n i said "dah",den she asked "nak nasi lemak,ke???",den i said "Yea"..

N den i got my nasi lemak,n by d time i 1ted 2 go bak,quite lot of cars comin edi,yalah workin hours,rite...

Me-lvin:O